June 20, 2009

Thoughts on SF

10 Reasons Why SF Sucks:
1) Homelessness & mental cases
2) Suffocating self-righteousness, false sense of importance & entitlement
3) Cab fare is outrageous
4) Muni bus & the drivers. It’s a Petri dish for viral/bacterial growth. Not to also mention, it always smells like urine due to #1 reason above. I suppose going thru Chinatown doesn’t help either.
5) Road conditions will pop a Mack truck tire
6) The hills make it impossible to wear any nice pair of shoes apart from your trainers
7) Unpredictable weather
8) Perfect place for someone that really doesn’t care to own a mirror. People literally wander out in anything and not bother to brush their hair!
9) Pedestrians, they pop out from every crevice, corner, and bush
10) Dating. Invariably your ex’s new romance is somehow connected to you by 2 degrees of separation! Completely incestuous. You’re better off dating someone far, far, away or doesn’t have any friends within a 10-15 mile radius


10 Reasons Why SF Rocks:
1) Food & Wine
2) Scenic drives and hikes
3) Outdoor activities
4) Architecture, arts, and cultural events
5) Clean air & water
6) Feel & sense of a city
7) Entrepreneurial ambition
8) The GG Bridge. I suppose the Bay Bridge as well, but not during traffic
9) Rarely ever need to drive. However the daunting hills makes you wish you had a car
10) People actually enjoy reading here


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